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Prompt claiming for Dysfuncentine 2013 is now closed. If you have completed your claim, however, you may claim another prompt if you wish.

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To the prompt list!

Prompts that have been struck out are already claimed, and may not be claimed again.


1.1-3 Pairing(s): Any!
Prompt: "What about you? Are you happiest and saddest right now that you've ever been?" "Of course I am." "Why?" "Because nothing makes me happier and nothing makes me sadder than you." -Nicole Krauss

2.1-3 Pairing(s): Any canon pairing
Prompt: "I want to say somewhere: I've tried to be forgiving. And yet. There were times in my life, whole years, when anger got the better of me. Ugliness turned me inside out. There was a certain satisfaction in bitterness. I courted it. It was standing outside, and I invited it in." -Nicole Krauss
Optional Extras: staying together for the kids

3.1-3 Pairing(s): any canon couple
Prompt: Falling out of love.

4.1-3 Pairing(s): Any
Prompt: I'm not sorry I met you, I'm not sorry it's over, I'm not sorry there's nothing to save

5.1-3 Pairing(s): Any/any
Prompt: You gave up the fight
You left me behind
All that's done's forgiven
You'll always be mine
I know deep inside
All that's done's forgiven
(Within Temptation, Forgiven) (you can find all the lyrics here and the song on Youtube, if you want to get an idea.)

6.1-3 Pairing(s): Any/Any
Prompt: "La mort c'est seulement la mort, mais l'amour, c'est l'amour" (Magnetic Fields - Underwear)

7.1-3 Pairing(s):Any
Prompt: "When a woman takes her clothes off for you, it's considered polite to sleep with her." Tell a story about about a failed tryst, either recounted later, or as it happens.

8.1-3 Pairing(s): any femslash pairing
Prompt: obsessive love, shading into stalking
Optional Extras: an endless succession of notes, flowers, chocolates etc. maybe like the scenes of Privet Drive being filled with letters from Hogwarts

9.1-3 Pairing(s): any femslash pairing
Prompt: story of a failed relationship, told backwards

10.1-3 Pairing(s): any femslash pairing
Prompt: the tale of their breakup from multiple POVs

11.1-3 Pairing(s): any femslash
Prompt: Character A is held back by the fear that Character B doesn't want her. She lets that fear hold her back for years.

12.1-3 Pairing(s): Any
how did it go so
you'll say as we are looking back
and then we'll understand
we held gold dust
in our

(Tori Amos; Gold Dust)

13.1-3 Pairing(s): Any
She was lying on the floor and counting stretch marks
She hadn't been a virgin and he hadn't been a god
So she named the baby Elvis
To make up for the royalty he lacked

And from then on it was turpentine and patches
From then on it was cold Campbell's from the can
And they were just two jerks playing with matches
'Cause that's all they knew how to play

(Regina Spektor; Braille)
Optional Extras: The name totally hasn't to be "Elvis"!

14.1-3 Pairing(s): Any
Prompt: They'd really done everything to make themselves believe they were in love with each other.

15.1-3 Pairing(s): any het or femslash pairing
Prompt: Character A's knowledge that Character B is married makes her sick with guilt. It makes her weep. It makes her wet.
Optional Extras: infidelity as a kink


16.1-3 Pairing(s): Snape!any male
Prompt:Asexual!Snape sees vantage in being with someone, even if he suffers of great boredom
Optional Extras:

17.1-3 Pairing(s): Ginny/any, Pansy/any, Fleur/any
Prompt: "If neurotic is wanting two mutually exclusive things at one and the same time, then I'm neurotic as hell. I'll be flying back and forth between one mutually exclusive thing and another for the rest of my days." -Sylvia Plath

18.1-3 Pairing(s): Romilda Vane / any male character
Prompt: Romilda is out to steal someone's husband by way of her infamous chocolates, but she ends up getting more than she bargained for.
Optional Extras: Maybe the wrong man eats them again? Maybe he's a gay man? Maybe he's her target's son? Dub con; rough sex; dirty talk; anal is a plus here

19.1-3 Pairing(s): Hermione/any
Prompt: "Lock up your libraries if you like, but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind." -Virginia Woolf
Optional Extras: Voldemort wins AU

20.1-3 Pairing(s): Rita Skeeter/Anyone
Prompt: as if you didn't know that it would sting, kissing the beehive

21.1-3 Pairing(s):Neville/various
Prompt:Neville reacts to the end of the war by drinking too much, having meaningless sex with any admiring fan who will have him, and alienating his friends when they try to reach out to him.

22.1-3 Pairing(s): Pansy Parkinson/any, Marcus Flint/any, Oliver Wood/any
Prompt: "The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person." - Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters
Optional Extras:

23.1-3 Pairing(s): Parvati/any, Lavender/any, Padma/any
Prompt: A Gryffindor is coerced into a "relationship" with a Slytherin for protection (or to protect others) at Hogwarts during the war.
Optional Extras: one unwanted orgasm and lots of guilt

24.1-3 Pairing(s): Narcissa/any, Pansy/any, Fleur/any
Prompt: My skin has turned to porcelain, to ivory, to steel.
Optional Extras:

25.1-3 Pairing(s): Narcissa/any Death Eater
Prompt: She is not a victim
Optional Extras: Set when Lucius is in Azkaban

26.1-3 Pairing(s): Minerva/any
Prompt: Minerva's first attempt at a relationship after the death of her husband Elphinstone Urquart (see Pottermore backstory here)
Optional Extras: students

27.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/any female
Prompt: Film noir

28.1-3 Pairing(s): Luna/any Death Eater (including Draco or Voldemort)
Prompt: You're being analyzed, all their eyes, all the time. You're the experiment... They walk around setting traps and sit and wait, hoping in secret that you'll take the bait so they can record the way you react. Everything's legal if you're still intact. ("The Experiment" by Rachel Macwhirter)
Optional Extras: Dark, rapey, Stockholm syndrome-y things... if you can use other lyrics from the song, that'd be fabulous...

29.1-3 Pairing(s): Rita Skeeter/any, Romilda Vane/any, Pansy Parkinson/any
Prompt: "Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned."

30.1-3 Pairing(s): Lavender/any, Parvarti/any, Sybil Trewlaney/any
Prompt: in every cup the tealeaves tell a story of doomed romance

31.1-3 Pairing(s): Severus + any combination of First War Death Eaters around Sev's age
Prompt: "The summer ends and we wonder where we are
And there you go, my friends, with your boxes in your car
And you both look so young
And last night was hard, you said
You packed up every room
And then you cried and went to bed" - Dar Williams, "End of the Summer"
Optional Extras: I see this as after Voldemort's fall when Sev has amnesty but all his friends have to go deep into hiding. Maybe they don't know that he'd been a spy, maybe they suspect. But the interpretation is up to you, really.

32.1-3 Pairing(s): Cassiopeia Black/any
Prompt: Cassiopeia wants to love him/her, but the abuse she's suffered at the hands of her family has left her broken and unable to feel anything.

33.1-3 Pairing(s): Alastor Moody/Any
Prompt: Watching Alastor's slow slide in to paranoia is equal parts terrifying and wrenching for his partner, particularly when he doesn't realize anything is wrong, and the mental health services in the Wizzarding World are so limited that even if he did, there'd be nothing that could be done. They want to leave, especially because trying to mitigate the damage he's doing to his reputation/career is sapping their energy and strength. They have dreams/a career of their own they want to focus on. But facing the prospect of leaving him to go mad alone is almost worse than dealing with the fallout.
Optional Extras: The carriage clock that Mad-Eye mistook for a basilisk egg. Ministry politics, especially surrounding Alastor's retirement. His partner's ambivalence toward the Ministry and/or trying to save his career, as it was what he'd seen/done as an Auror that was causing this nightmare in the first place.

34.1-3 Pairing(s): Rufus Scrimgeour/Any Ministry personnel
Prompt: They were in such accord when Rufus was Head Of The Aurors that they never thought there would be conflicts when he became Minister. And they never dreamed that sharing Rufus's bed could lead to the compromising of the welfare/credibility of their office/department. But Rufus is beginning to make decisions that the other person finds morally grey at best, and Rufus is frustrated that they're hesitating over taking any/all necessary means to defeat the threat they're currently facing.

35.1-3 Pairing(s): Rufus Scrimgeour/Any
Prompt: "Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze in to the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." Friedrich Nietzsche
Optional Extras: Go as angsty/dark as you like. A partner watching Rufus's slow slide in to moral ambiguity would be fascinating. Equally fascinating would be there perspective on events relating to his term as Minister e.g. the suppression of unpleasant truths from the public etc. etc. and how those characteristics began to seep in to their relationship. If you'd lie to the public, it wouldn't take a great deal of rationalizing to keep the worst facts of the war from a significant other for their own good. This quote always made me think of moral ambiguity and the erosion of trust. Though, all of the above is just suggestions; take this in absolutely any direction you like.

35A.1-3 Pairing(s): Rufus Scrimgeour/Any
Prompt: "Politics, like rust, never sleeps." Richard North Patterson
Optional Extras: The inevitable stress on a relationship when one of the partners is the leader of a country at war; war waits for no one, especially spouses. But take this in absolutely any direction you like.

36.1-3 Pairing(s): Luna/any
Prompt: She's never had to end a relationship before.
Optional Extras: Actually dealing with the awkward awfulness of breaking up.

36A.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/any, Remus/any, Snape/any
Prompt: he's such a fuckup that he can only start relationships where he can see the end
Optional Extras: The Libertines 'Can't Stand Me Now' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqM11bt9QvI&feature=youtube_gdata

36B. 1-3 Pairing(s): Snape/any, Draco/any, open
Prompt: "Each man kills the thing he loves, by each let this be heard. some do it with a bitter look, some with a flattering word. the coward does it with a kiss, the brave man with a sword."


37.1-3 Pairing(s): Irma/Pomona, Poppy/Hooch, Minerva/Septima
Prompt: Irma (or Poppy or Minerva) always swore she would never get involved with a colleague, because if the relationship went sour, they could conceivably spend years together in claustrophobic proximity at Hogwarts. But she breaks her rule for Pomona (or Hooch or Septima). Then everything happens as she feared: the breakup is painful, yet there is no escaping each other afterward.
Optional Extras: a scene at the High Table

38.1-3 Pairing(s): Amelia Bones/Rolanda Hooch
Prompt: And painful pleasure turns to pleasing pain. -- Edmund Spenser
Optional Extras: dykey competition

39.1-3 Pairing(s): Narcissa/Rita
Prompt: It's narcissism that draws them together. And perhaps revenge.
Optional Extras: Perhaps with hints of Rita/Bellatrix and/or Narcissa/Bellatrix?

40.1-3 Pairing(s): Millicent Bulstrode/Hermione Granger
Prompt: House ties
Optional Extras: post-DH

41.1-3 Pairing(s): Minerva McGonagall/Amelia Bones, Minerva McGonagall/another woman
Prompt: Minerva and Amelia were together for years, and Minerva mourns sincerely when her lover dies. But she moves on, takes up with someone new. . .and then it turns out that Amelia hasn't died after all.
Optional Extras: St. Mungo's

42.1-3 Pairing(s): Two or more of the following characters: Amelia Bones, Rolanda Hooch, Wilhelmina Grubbly-Plank, Griselda Marchbanks, Minerva McGonagall, Poppy Pomfrey (in any combination/s)
Prompt: Conversion therapy also exists in the Wizarding world. Two (or more) of these women are institutionalised, and are falling in love (or trying to), in an environment that tells them that their feelings are dirty and wrong (and perhaps they are even facing physical/magical punishment for).
Optional Extras: Set during the first half of the 20th century. Explore what methods the wizarding world might use to 'cure' the gay (is the attitude different depending on whether you're pureblood and expected to produce heirs?) Alternatively, you could make this a non-magical AU if you wished.

43.1-3 Pairing(s): Septima/older female professor
Prompt: She gave up the first part of her life to care for an elderly parent, and now she's giving up the second part to be a professor because it's what's expected.
Optional Extras: Feelings of duty.

44.1-3 Pairing(s): Pansy/Hermione
Prompt: Hermione gave evidence to put Draco into Azkaban. Pansy, having had her fiancé locked away right before they were due to be married, is absolutely fuming. She is determined to make Hermione pay.
Optional Extras: Feel free to go as dark as you like :D

45.1-3 Pairing(s): Pansy/Astoria or Pansy/Hermione
Prompt: Where do you go when the only person that can stop you from crying made you cry?

46.1-3 Pairing(s): Amelia Bones/Minerva McGonagall
Prompt: They shared a set of principles. When they worked at the Ministry, Amelia thought they shared similar ideas about ends and means as well. But then Minerva left the Ministry due to Muggle prejudice. Amelia understood, even if she chose to stay and reform from within. But, somehow, without iether of them quite realizing it, Minerva's oppinions about means are changing, too. Suddenly, Dumbledore's civillion army is better and more capable than the hundreds of people who give their lives and careers for the Wizzarding world, even if that army is breaking reems of laws and undermining the Ministry with its actionism.
Optional Extras: The slow erosion of a relationship. Interactions after the breakup, especially around Susan. The acknowledgment that they still share principles; their views about ends and means are simply too far apart to make any relationship healthy or happy.

47.1-3 Pairing(s): Melania McMillian/Cassiopeia Black
Prompt: They're in love but as proper Pureblood ladies in the earlier half of the 20th century, their relationship cannot be recognized or brought to light. Cassiopeia's answer is to never marry, but Melania gives into her family and marries -- one of the Cass's cousins.
Optional Extras: Some sort of confrontation would be interesting, perhaps before/during Melania's wedding.


48.1-3 Pairing(s): James Sirius/Hermione, Albus Severus/Hermione, another other Hermione/nephew pairing
Prompt: His aunt has been brushing off his advances for too long, and now it's time for him to show her that he means business.
Optional Extras: dub con; public sex encouraged

49.1-3 Pairing(s): Blaise/Astoria
Prompt: Blaise tries to get one over on Draco by seducing his wife.
Optional Extras: dub con; voyeurism; implied Draco/Blaise

50.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Luna
Prompt: Worst. Holiday. Ever.
Optional Extras: Make-up sex? Or some other gesture.

51.1-3 Pairing(s): Ludo Bagman/Rita Skeeter
Prompt: He's Quidditch's biggest heartthrob. Groupies throw themselves at him after every game, and he could have as many of them as he wanted (perhaps even at once). So why does he keep going back to her, when her disdain for him is so obvious?
Optional Extras:

52.1-3 Pairing(s): Neville/Pansy
Prompt: They marry, fifteen years on from DH, because each is being pressured to produce pureblooded heirs. Neville thinks Pansy is a bitch, but after a lot of Being A Hero, he's a little bitter about pure motives anyway. Pansy thinks Neville will be easy to push around. Turns out, the sex is really, really good, but they still kind of hate each other and only get along while fucking; the rest of the time they fight, like, epically - screaming, throwing things, so on.
Optional Extras: Other people worry about their children; they keep having children because they keep having sex

53.1-3 Pairing(s):Harry/Ginny
Prompt:Harry is determined to give his kids the childhood he never had, and takes a Dursley-ish approach to parenting. Ginny is tired of being the disciplinarian.
Optional Extras:Maybe some justification for why Ginny let Harry give the kids those awful names?

54.1-3 Pairing(s):Neville/Hannah, Neville/Lavender
Prompt:Hannah is a workaholic and Neville is tired of coming second to a pub. Lavender is more than happy to pick up the slack.
Optional Extras:Neville still loves Hannah and refuses to consider the idea of a divorce.

55.1-3 Pairing(s):Arthur/Molly
Prompt:Everyone admires their loving, supportive marriage. But the sex is terrible and always has been.
Optional Extras:Not too angsty, please!

56.1-3 Pairing(s): Blaise/Ginny
Prompt: It's just an affair for her and he'd never let her know that it's more than that to him.
Optional Extras:

57.1-3 Pairing(s): Aberforth/Dolores
Prompt: Conditions of parole.
Optional Extras: Aberforth shocks portrait Albus

58.1-3 Pairing(s): Minerva McGonagall/Aberforth Dumbledore
Prompt: Each uses the other to get at Albus
Optional Extras: Aberforth in London

59.1-3 Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Prompt: Rose expects too much from Scorpius and doesn't give much in return but headaches. Nevertheless, he is determined not to be the first Malfoy with a failed marriage (and for some reason he loves her).
Optional Extras: “Some girls will require a lot more from you than most guys are willing to give. This is the girl you'll need a lot of patience for, because she will lead you down blind paths and up steep hills. The challenge will be staying true to who you are while pursuing this person. She'll wring you out, simultaneously repel and attract you, and question your every intention. She'll be the biggest pain in the asphalt you've ever had. She'll need you to understand what she won't tell you, believe in her when she extends no faith in you, and not give in to her when she wants to roll over you. She'll expect that you'll always be there, even when she avoids you. She'll want lots of independence but want you to need her desperately. She'll expect you to be smart but treat her like she's smarter than you. Hopefully, you'll believe she's worth it in the end.” – Gwen Hayes

60.1-3 Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Prompt: For almost a year, Rose has claimed that she loves Scorpius and values their relationship, but she keeps sleeping with other men. Today, Scorpius decides that he’s had enough.
Optional Extras: “Uh-uh. We've played this game before. I hide. You never seek. I'm a bit slow on the uptake, but I'm beginning to sense a pattern." – Kelley Armstrong

61.1-3 Pairing(s): Lily Luna/Teddy
Prompt: Lily can’t be with a regular guy, she wants to be with a man who will be a hero just like her father. Teddy is doing his best, but Lily just doesn’t have any problems that he can fix.
Optional Extras: “How does a guy slay dragons for a girl when they're all in her head?” – Gwen Hayes

62.1-3 Pairing(s): Rose/Scorpius
Prompt: Rose is a good girl, who has done everything right and ended up with the perfect boyfriend. Or at least he is perfect when he isn’t drinking, but lately drinking is all he is doing. Rose is caught between wanting to help him and wanting out.
Optional Extras: “Girl scouts didn't teach me what to do with emotionally unstable drunk boys.” - Stephanie Perkins

63.1-3 Pairing(s): Teddy/Victorie, Teddy Lily/Luna, Teddy/Rose
Prompt: Teddy always has to be right and everything that is wrong in his life has been the fault of the series of the Potter/Weasley women he’s dated. If only they had done what he had told them to do, maybe things wouldn’t be so screwed up now.
Optional Extras: “If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs, then yes, I have loved a few people.” - Jarod Kintz

64.1-3 Pairing(s): Pomona Sprout/Filius Flitwick
Prompt: They enjoy each other's company, they have things in common, they make each other laugh. So why can't they work as a romantic couple?
Optional Extras: duelling (though not necessarily each other)

65.1-3 Pairing(s): Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
Prompt: Severus and Minerva both survive the war and think they have another chance together, but the war leaves scars that neither expected.
Optional Extras: Severus may or may not return to teaching.

66.1-3 Pairing(s): Argus Filch/Irma Pince
Prompt: Filch's obvious admiration for Umbridge causes problems between him and Irma
Optional Extras: please no crack!fic

67.1-3 Pairing(s): Snape/Granger
Prompt: A proper Merlin/Vivien inspired fic - Hermione seeking Snape for his powers, becoming his student, and abandoning/imprisoning him afterwards.
Optional Extras:

68.1-3 Pairing(s):Neville/Luna
Prompt:"Maybe it's because you like plants, and I like animals. Plants need to take root, but animals roam", she'd said, when they realized it wouldn't work. Not in the long term.
But then, they realized they couldn't be happy without each other, either. Not in the long term.
Optional Extras: One or both are in a committed relationship with another partner. The partner(s) may know/find out or not.

69.1-3 Pairing(s):Petunia/Snape
Prompt:Snape survived, but nobody knew, because he went underground, disguising himself (Permanent Polyjuice, anyone?).
Then he had the misfortune to run into the only person in Britain who knew him well enough, but had never seen his distinct adult!persona: Petunia Dursley. (She saw a dark-eyed man mourning at her sister's grave. It was logical to her - and only her - to think: "That's Snape. He dyed his hair.")
But Petunia is willing to keep his secret. For a price/ a small favour (and then some).
Optional Extras: Petunia may be widowed/divorced/separated or not, as you wish. Maybe the favour she asks for has something to do with this?

70.1-3 Pairing(s): Ernie/Hannah and Neville/Hannah
Prompt: Hannah and Ernie have been together for some time. She loves him and he's just proposed. Despite all this, they seem to be drifting in different directions in their life and she can't help but be frustrated by that. Then Neville comes into her life out of nowhere and Hannah is getting with him everything she doesn't get with Ernie. So what's a girl to do?
Optional Extras: Infidelity and feeling guilty about it afterward.

71.1-3 Pairing(s): Bellatrix/Voldemort
Prompt: When they first met, he would touch her, hold her, kiss her. She knew it was all a ploy to win her loyalty. But she fell for it anyway.

72.1-3 Pairing(s): Bellatrix/Rodolphus or Narcissa/Lucius
Prompt: "I'd rather be his whore than your wife!"
Optional Extras: The him can be whoever you like... I'm partial to Bellatrix/Voldemort and Narcissa/Rodolphus, personally, but it's your choice :) It could even be a "her" if you'd prefer to do femmeslash (I'd like the female character - Bellatrix or Narcissa - to be the one saying it, though)

73.1-3 Pairing(s): Lucius/Alice
Prompt: Lucius and Alice have been carrying on an affair for years - keeping it hidden from their respective organizations (Death Eaters and the Order) on pain of death - and they just can't do it anymore.
Optional Extras: Canon-compliance (especially in regards to Alice's fate) would be fabulous...

74.1-3 Pairing(s): Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape
This whole song gives me all the dysfunctional Minerva/Severus feels, but most especially the second half:

Lord, grant me patience,
I am burning up inside.

There are snakes out in the night;
All these kids have gone astray;
They are living with no meaning to their names
When we say them… there are wars to win
For never over sinful days…

So if I ever hurt you
It will be in self-defense
And if I ever hurt you
It will be in self-defense

If you ever come at me
I will hurt you
If you ever come at me
I will hurt you
If you ever come at me,
You snake.
You snake
You snake
You snake

I wish you the best, you snake.
You are self-professed, you snake.
My heart’s in my chest, you snake.
You can have the rest, you snake.

I wish you the best, you snake.
You are self-professed, you snake.
My heart’s in my chest, you snake.
You can have the rest, you snake…

Optional Extras: DH year? But go wild, really.

75.1-3 Pairing(s):Scorpius/Rose or Scorpius/Lily Luna or Scorpius/Any (no incest or Trio!cross-gen, please)
Prompt:There are many who have a thing for Dark, dangerous Bad Boys. So Scorpius Malfoy always had many admirers - who were all disappointed, when they found out that Scorpius, despite his name and looks, was just your typical Hufflepuff.
Scorpius didn't mind, until he got interested in *other character* and really wanted to impress her (or him). So he tried very hard to live up to his reputation.
Optional Extras:I'd prefer comedy over angst, here.

76.1-3 Pairing(s): Alicia/Justin or someone at the battle of Hogwarts/someone who wasn't
Prompt: Character A survived, but acquired some disability/ies in the process. Character B is the perfect gentleman or lady, but Character A feels like they're being treated with kid gloves and it's not working.
Optional Extras: I prefer not to read explicit sex, but go wherever you'd like.

77.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Romilda
Lyric excerpts:
I can't believe you'd ask these things of me.
You don't know me.

You belong to me,
There's nowhere to run, so let's just get it over.
Soon I know you'll see,
'cause all I want is you.

Frozen fear.
All your hands on me.

I can't escape the twisted way you think of me.

Optional Extras: make it kinky but not violent. squicks- death,gore, irrevocably damaged harry. (dont include slash/femmeslash)

78.1-3 Pairing(s): Romilda/Harry
Prompt: lyric excerpt:
I know you're still there
Watching me, wanting me
I can feel you pull me down
I won't let you pull me down

Optional Extras:make it kinky but not violent. squicks- death,gore, irrevocably damaged harry. (dont include slash/femmeslash)

79.1-3 Pairing(s): Romilda/Harry
She FINALLY got a fool-proof way of getting Harry. and then she does get him, wrapped around her little finger.
and she's not letting Anything or anyone get in the way this time.
it's time for Romilda to play.
Optional Extras:make it kinky but not violent. squicks- death,gore, irrevocably damaged harry. (dont include slash/femmeslash)

80.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Pansy or Ron/Pansy
Prompt: He's never forgiven her for trying to give him (or his best mate in the case of Ron) up to the Dark Lord. It doesn't stop him shagging the living daylights out of her, though.
Optional Extras: Hate!Sex, Harry or Ron truly hating Pansy and not feeling anything for her beyond lust

81.1-3 Pairing(s): Romilda/Cormac
Prompt: they can't be with the one they lust after (Romilda-- Harry, Cormac--- Ginny) so they have rough "it's not fair!" shags to vent out frustrations. it's not their first choice- but it's really hot nonetheless
Optional Extras: make it hot! (as a side pairing-mentioned-only-- Harry should be with luna and ginny with neville. not harry/ginny)
squicks: no slash/femmeslash, no gore/ultra violence, dont use the word "puss-y"

82.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Hermione
Prompt: The war has ended and Voldemort has won. Draco comes across Hermione, and offers not to hand her in to torture and certain death... if she becomes his slave and does whatever he wants whenever he wants. She agrees, but she doesn't give him an easy time of it.
Optional Extras: I'd still like a feisty in-character Hermione, who knows she has to do as he says to survive, but refuses to do it without a fuss. Cruel!Merciless!Draco.

83.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Hermione, Lucius/Hermione or Blaise/Hermione
Prompt: Domestic Abuse: Hermione is suffering at the hands of her husband
Optional Extras: Your choice as to whether she suffers physically, emotionally, sexually etc.

84.1-3 Pairing(s): Peter/Lily
Prompt: It's not even the biggest betrayal he's committed recently.
Optional Extras: He doesn't even really care about Lily, he's just grown to hate James.

85.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Astoria, past Draco/Pansy
Prompt: "Nothing is worse than to see those two together, knowing I will never have him again."

86.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Pansy or Draco/Hermione
Prompt: The worst way to love someone is to sit next to them, knowing they don’t love you back.

87.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Lily
Prompt: The first time was an accident, but now they can't stop.
Optional Extras: Bonus points if it continues after Lily starts dating James.

88.1-3 Pairing(s): Sirius/Andromeda
Prompt: Sirius knew it was wrong. Time and time again he told himself to not be tempted to touch her like that, make her say his name like that.
He tried So hard to be different from his family in the whole "keep it in the family", but Andromeda was the only one in that asylum that Understood. and until either of them could escape from it, they needed each other.
Optional Extras: I want a Sirius and Andromeda who really struggle with their feelings, and hate themselves for it- but can't stop themselves because they really love each other/won't leave the other. make it passionate. squicks- slash/femmeslash, squicky word choices (dont be vulgar- dont use words like puss-y), violence. no mention of Ted Tonks.

89.1-3 Pairing(s): Sirius/Andromeda
Prompt: all of the sudden, both Sirius and Andromeda begin to be attracted to each other. of course, they try to fight it off-because they're Not like the rest of their family. but they keep getting into situations where UST runs high, till one very hot and humid day, the tension reaches breaking point and they're pulling each others clothes off against the old Black's library shelves. and they they almost get caught. will they keep it up now-or try to bury it deep down?
Optional Extras: I want a Sirius and Andromeda who really struggle with their feelings, and hate themselves for it- but can't stop themselves because they really love each other/won't leave the other. make it passionate. squicks- slash/femmeslash, squicky word choices (dont be vulgar- dont use words like puss-y), violence. No mention of Ted Tonks.

90.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Romilda OR Harry/Daphne Greengrass,
Prompt:So everything went according to plan. The false tip of a possible DE uprising in Knockturn alley that made Auror Harry Potter go investigate. The ambush and capture of Harry Potter. Tonight, the moon was full, and the ritual was going to be performed- with potter's unwilling help
Optional Extras: so like, this is meant to be something like "sx magic/blood ritual/blood ritual" your choice if it's something power-hungry "Harry Potter defeated Voldemort so many times, he must have some inner real powerful magic- I Want it!"(Daphne) or just a sx/bonding ritual (romilda) by means of having feed harry potions/put spells on to get his magic really flowing to the surface,etc
kinks- bondage, shirtless!Harry, rim/lube, masks, blowjbs, etc. squicks-- slash/femme slash, extreme violence, character death.

91.1-3 Pairing(s): Lysander/Lily
Prompt: They're both in Slytherin and didn't fit in too well at first, so they became best friends Now, year later, Lysander has fallen for Lily. She's agreed to go out with him but what he doesn't know is that she's only doing it to make one of their Housemates jealous.
Optional Extras: I'd prefer the other guy Lily likes to be an OMC, not one of her cousins or Scorpius.

92.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Ginny Or Cormac/Ginny
Prompt: He doesn't want Anyone to know he's with her- frienemies with benefits that is. so he always waits till everyone leaves the locker room, before he surprises her from behind, while she puts her stuff in her locker.when they do it, she always edges him on and gives as good as she gets.
Optional Extras: dom/sub. don't make ginny a helpless damsel, but not a dominatrix. if you chose to go draco/ginny. don't make draco neither abusive nor whimpy. with the exception of Oral&golden showers/feces extreme fetish-type things- feel freeto throw in as many kinks as you want. squicks- slash/femmeslash. abusive behavior.

93.1-3 Pairing(s): Ron/Gabrielle
Prompt: It's Fleur Ron really wanted, but Gabrielle is so like her. It's not really Ron Gabrielle wants but he's a war hero and she's always longed to do at least something as well/get something as good as her sister.

94.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Luna
Prompt: "I'm so sad I made the angels cry tears from the moon, falling down like rain. How I reach for you, how I reach in vain..." Tears from the Moon - Lunascape
Optional Extras: I'm thinking Deathly Hallows-era, while Luna's in Malfoy Manor?

95.1-3 Pairing(s): Antonin/Pansy
Prompt: Antonin knows his feelings for Pansy are not ok -- he's SO much older than her and she's the daughter of one of his friends, and etc etc -- and that he shouldn't encourage her feelings either. But there are so few positive things to be had in wartime that he can't quite deny himself this one happiness.
Optional Extras: Antonin is no older than 45.

96.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Romilda.
Prompt: She knew she was going to get arrested for this. but she wanted this---
Harry Potter, tied down and au naturel in her bed -- for so long that she was going to enjoy doing as many naughty things as she could. that is, if the imperio curse lasts enough.
Optional Extras: make it hot. and Harry shouldn't be completely helpless- he should have moments of lucidity where he fights back. so a little of hate!sx, dom/sub tones. squicks: slash/femmeslash, explicit violence, graphic sexual vocabulary (don't use words like puss-y)

97.1-3 Pairing(s): Andromeda/Rabastan
Prompt: Girls that Glitter Love the Dark by Hannah Fury
Optional Extras: I'm imagining something set as Rabastan's getting involved with the Death Eaters and Andromeda's starting to have doubts about her family's morals... I'd especially love if you could work the line "Girls that glitter deceive death" in somehow...

98.1-3 Pairing(s): Rufus Scrimgeour/Minerva McGonagall
Prompt: There have been many things over the course of their relationship that have tried Minerva's patience nearly to breaking. But Rufus convincing one of her Gryffindors to perpetrate a ruse of reconciliation so he can attempt to bribe/bully another of her Gryffindors in to working for him is the straw that broke the camel's back. Potter had the good sense to tell him he was Dumbledore's man, through and through, and Minerva needs to do the same. Perhaps she can even do it without regrets.
Optional Extras: Interaction after their breakup, particularly surrounding Dumbledore's funeral. Minerva introspection/reminiscence on the course of their relationship after she reads about Rufus's "resignation" in the Prophet.

99.1-3 Pairing(s): Dobby/Winky
Prompt: Dobby has always been there for Winky, whether it be finding her a job when her master gave her clothes, or caring for her if she'd had too much Butterbeer. Finally emerging from her haze of grief about the Crouches/her displacement, she realizes that Hogwarts isn't such a dreadful place after all, and that perhaps she wants to be there for Dobby, too. But he's become involved with helping Harry Potter, and when that's finished, Snape and the Death Eaters come, and there's no time for anything but staying unseen and alive. She hopes that when they go away things will be different, but, after the Battle of Hogwarts, she realizes there will never be time again.
Optional Extras: Proper house-elf dialogue, please. Winky decides to fight because something Dobby told her about the school finally rings true, if you want to dwell on the battle at all.

100.1-3 Pairing(s): Horace Slughorn/Cassiopeia Black
Prompt: Horace loves Cassiopeia. The only reasons she's holding on to him is so her parents don't arrange a marriage for her.
Optional Extras: It would be cool if Cass was asexual or a lesbian, but maybe she just really doesn't want to get married for whatever reason.

101.1-3 Pairing(s): Blaise/Ginny or Neville/Pansy
Prompt: one-sided, one of them is only in it for the sex.
Optional Extras: happy ending?

101A. 1-3 Pairing(s): Moaning Myrtle/Harry Potter OR Moaning Myrtle/Cedric diggory
Prompt: Myrtle regrets having died without having grown old enough to experience sex (for which 50 years as a ghost haunting a school full of occassionally horny teenagers enlightened myrtle a lot on the subject)
on the anniversary of her death she stumbles upon (author's pick between HP-post Hogwarts-DADA apprentice or CD-seventh year-taking a bath night before second task) and proceeds to attempt to seduce him and simulate having sx with. It was a horrible experience to the felt-so-cold-he-couldn't move living boy.
Optional Extras: if you could alternate between the enjoying Myrtle and the cringing-boy-of-choice POV that would be appreciate it. squicks- slash/femmeslash.

101B. 1-3 Pairing(s): Andromeda/Ted
Prompt: Abandoning the Blacks (and a life of luxury) can't have been easy, and things Andromeda's new life with Ted is off to a rocky start
Optional Extras: Shotgun wedding, a happy ending


102.1-3 Pairing(s): Ron/Draco, Hugo/Teddy Lupin, Albus/Teddy
Prompt: Sometimes the hate is the only thing left after cheating on your wife with somebody else.
Optional Extras: one is married, the other is the third part, hate!sex, dirty!talk, enfasis in the family being destroyed in the process.

103.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: Sirius grows more and more unstable as the war drags on -- taking dangerous risks, indulging in reckless, erratic behavior, is constantly angry and aggressive, will not listen to reason.
Optional Extras: Remus tries to leave so he doesn't have to watch Sirius destroy himself, but Sirius refuses to let him go, and restorts to stalkerish behavior -- showing up at his job, waiting outside his new flat all night, popping into his Floo at all hours, sending him fifty owls a day.

104.1-3 Pairing(s): Scorpius/Albus
Prompt: They're together and the sex is unsatisfying, at best. It's not anyone's fault, they just don't seem to click in bed like they do with everything else. Albus would love for it to be better, but he loves Scorpius for who he is, not how good (or not) he is in bed. Scorpius, however, can't seem to get over the fact and can't help but want to look elsewhere for the sexual satisfaction.
Optional Extras: Bonus is Albus suspects that Scorpius is cheating/wants to cheat and angsts over it and Scorpius angsts over feeling guilty for wanting to cheat.

105.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Draco, Draco/Ron, or Draco/Neville
Prompt: hate sex
Optional Extras: I'd love to see some fighting involved too.

106.1-3 Pairing(s): Alastor Moody/Rufus Scrimgeour
Prompt: They're attracted to each other, but that attraction (and/or their denial of it) comes out in unhealthy ways.
Optional Extras: Showdown at the Ministry

107.1-3 Pairing(s): Dumbledore/Tom Riddle Jr.
Prompt: It wasn't the first time he had an affair with a student, but this time it was probably more dangerous.
Optional Extras:

108.1-3 Pairing(s): Rodolphus/Rabastan
Prompt: "You don't understand. You have no idea how wrong this is. All you know is that you like it, and you don't understand that you're not supposed to."
Optional Extras: I'm thinking of one of them trying to break apart a long-term romantic/sexual relationship because the guilt is getting to him...

109.1-3 Pairing(s): Severus/Evan
Prompt: Evan starts to suspect that Severus has switched sides and wants to confront him, but can't, because he's afraid what the truth might be and that he'll have to turn Severus in.

110.1-3 Pairing(s): Scorpius/Lysander or Scorpius/Louis
Prompt: Scorpius' boyfriend was raped. He doesn't know if he can deal with all the pressure that's putting on their relationship, but how can he leave when his boyfriend is already so broken?
Optional Extras: hurt/comfort would be wonderful :)

111.1-3 Pairing(s): George/Harry
Prompt: "I'm losing you again, aren't I."
Optional Extras: asexual George

112.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Snape, or any
Prompt: song 'The Clockwork Heart' by The Wet Glass https://soundcloud.com/thewetglassro/clockwork-heart
Optional Extras: Harry is obsessed with keeping Snape alive, at any cost

113.1-3 Pairing(s): Regulus/Sirius
Prompt: Without you there is no me -- Pierce the Veil
Optional Extras: Sirius completely throws himself into the war after Regulus' death, taking huge risks and acting recklessly because he just doesn't care anymore.

114.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: The war creeps into their lives slowly, until they both wake up one day and realize they're sleeping with a stranger.
Optional Extras: The frustration and uncertainty drives one of them to cheat. Bonus points if it's Remus.

115.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Sirius
Prompt: Their causal, friends-with-benefits arrangement ends when Lily finally agrees to go out with James. Unfortunately, Sirius was actually in love with James all along.
Optional Extras: Sirius ends up with Remus, who is resentful that he was Sirius' second choice.

116.1-3 Pairing(s): Regulus/Remus
Prompt: Their relationship started at school, even though Regulus had already taken the Dark Mark. Remus knows he should end it, now that he's in the Order, but he can't bring himself to do it.
Optional Extras: It's all about Sirius anyway. On both sides.

117.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: I've been saving myself for you / I waited my whole life for you / 'cause I've been saving myself for you / I just wanted one dance with you -- Pierce the Veil
Optional Extras: Post-Azkaban, one moved on after Sirius got arrested and the other did not.

118.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Snape
Prompt: They both keep telling themselves it's all about Lily.
Optional Extras: Bonus points for angry banter and/or rough sex.

119.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: Infidelity, either at school or the first few months after, before the war really sets in. One is cheating in an obvious, stereotypical fashion -- rumors, lying, late nights, evasive behavior, lipstick on the collar, etc -- and the other is too in love to leave or have a confrontation.
Optional Extras: Bonus points if Remus is the cheater, since most infidelity fics have it the other way around.

120.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: Sirius' stint in Azkaban scrambles his memory to the point that he believes he was in a relationship with Remus at school and/or during the war. He shows up to Lie Low at Lupin's expecting to pick up where they left off, but there was nothing there in the first place.
Optional Extras: Remus goes along with it because Sirius has already lost so much.

121.1-3 Pairing(s): Sirius/Snape
Prompt: They come to an arrangement during the war -- Sirius wants information on his brother, Snape wants Sirius to keep Lily safe.
Optional Extras: Sirius tries to break it off after Regulus dies, but Snape keeps turning up at his flat, and he's grown to need it, despite how fucked up it is.

122.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Snape, Sirius/Snape, Regulus/Snape
Prompt: You're the one that I need / I'm the one that you loathe -- My Chemical Romance
Optional Extras: First war, they should walk away while they still can, but they'll probably be dead inside six months anyway.

123.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Sirius
Prompt: Whenever he looks at Harry he feels like James is staring back at him.
Optional Extras: Since there's no underage, either an AU scenario where Sirius doesn't die, or a canon-timeline thing where Sirius has lots of furtive, guilty thoughts but never brings himself to touch.

124.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: So long to all my friends / Everyone of them met tragic ends -- My Chemical Romance
Optional Extras: Immediately after James and Lily's death, Remus still loves Sirius deep down, and he hates himself for it.

125.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Regulus, Remus/Regulus
Prompt: Well is it hard understanding / I'm incomplete / A life that's so demanding / I get so weak -- My Chemical Romance
Optional Extras: AU where Sirius dies during the first war instead of Regulus, and James and/or Remus misses him so badly they go looking for a substitute.

126.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Peter
Prompt: Peter is the only one James is sure he can trust.
Optional Extras: Sometimes you scrape and sink so low / I'm shocked at what you're capable of -- My Chemical Romance

127.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Ron
Prompt: Epilogue-compliant infidelity fic.
Optional Extras: They both think Hermione and Ginny don't know.

128.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: I think your mouth should be quiet / 'Cause it never tells the truth -- Sleeping with Sirens
Optional Extras: Anything where Remus being a casual liar and/or emotionally manipulative is the main reason Sirius is willing to believe he's the spy.

129.1-3 Pairing(s): Regulus/Sirius
Prompt: You left my heart an open wound / And I love you for this day -- My Chemical Romance
Optional Extras: Regulus wants to tell Sirius about his plan to betray Voldemort, but he can't get Sirius to listen.

130.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Draco
Prompt: They're not really in love anymore, but after everything they went through to be together -- divorces, custody battles, gossip in the papers -- neither is willing to end it.
Optional Extras: Bonus points if they vent their spite and frustration in little vindictive ways.

131.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Prompt: Remus and Sirius shagged a few times during the first war, a friends-wth-benefits thing, no strings attached, at least on Sirius' end, but Azkaban screws his memories enough that he comes out believing they were actually together. His false memories of their 'relationship' are happy, so he tries to pick things up where he thinks they left off.
Optional Extras: Remus never tells him what really happened, because he'd wanted a relationship with Sirius back then, only Sirius had made it clear it wasn't going to happen.

132.1-3 Pairing(s): Regulus/Remus
Prompt: Remus hates Regulus for abandoning Sirius, and Regulus hates Remus for taking him away.
Optional Extras: Bonus points for angry banter and/or rough sex.

133.1-3 Pairing(s): Scorpius/Lysander, Scorpius/Louis, Scorpius/Hugo
Prompt: L'adieu
Optional Extras: for reference; lyrics translation

134.1-3 Pairing(s): Gawain Robards/Kingsley Shacklebolt, Kingsley Shacklebolt/Any
Prompt: They fall in to bed from grief. But they're both competent, intelligent people who agree that this isn't the way to handle their grief, and that this won't happen again. They both try to move on, and salve the grief for the lovers they lost to the war with whatever counciling is available in the Wizzarding World, even have a stab or two at a relationship. Unfortunately, no one else can cope with/understand the intensity of their grief, and inevitably, they come back to one another.
Optional Extras: Calling of the wrong name during sex. Clinging together simply to survive and fulfill their responsibilities without sinking beneath the weight of their despair. The idea of a "safe harbor" created by the two of them as both their saving grace and crutch.

135.1-3 Pairing(s): Rookwood/Kingsley, Rookwood/Rufus Scrimgeour, Rookwood/any male ministry official/auror of the First War really
Prompt: Augustus Rookwood has no issues with sleeping with the enemy - after all Kingsley/Rufus is such a good source of inside information, especially when they've just had sex.
Optional Extras: Kingsley/Rufus sensing that something is off but not knowing what it is and everything making devastating sense after Karkaroff's confession.

136.1-3 Pairing(s): Albus Dumbledore/Elphias Doge
Prompt: They've been together for years, but Elphias has always known he's not Albus's first choice.
Optional Extras: Elphias pretending not to mind when Albus accidentally calls out "Gellert" in bed.

137.1-3 Pairing(s): SS/RL with any combination of marauders (SB, PP, JP)
Prompt: Remus never speaks up about the way his friends bully or prank Severus. However he does have comfort sex with SS that his frends don't know about. (Or if it's not full-on sex, then pre slash UST togetherness.) Is it accidental that Remus benefits from his friend's treatment of SS? Or does he actually slightly encourage them so he gets to comfort SS? (Your choice whether his behavior is unconscious or fully intentional.)
Optional Extras: It's possible that the bullying/pranks themselves got sexual in a not-nice way. Dubcon or noncon is fine. I'd love it if you treated all this as canon missing scenes.

138.1-3 Pairing(s): Peter/James
Prompt: Peter lives in dread of Sirius finding out what's going on between him and James. He doesn't think he'd be quite so frightened if James wanted him as more than a substitute screw (and an inadequate one who looks nothing like Lily) or if he wanted James (and he doesn't--he wants to be James).
Optional Extras: James setting all kinds of arbitrary rules for the relationship that change from one day to the next, without realizing how difficult that is to deal with.

139.1-3 Pairing(s): Ron/Draco
Prompt: Rough sex, they argue just for sex after
Optional Extras: maybe some spanking or bondage


140.1-3 Pairing(s): Girl!Harry/Hermione
Prompt: Immediately after cheating on their respective spouses.
Optional Extras: At the tail-end of their marriages.

141.1-3 Pairing(s): Draco/Harry or Draco/Hermione or Hermione/Asteria
Prompt: each of them is aware this is an affair, that the other will not leave her or his (canonical) spouse for them; however, then one of them does and is furious with the one who didn't (but they keep fucking)
Optional Extras: Asteria is very smart (for either position in which you might put her); lots of other people (but not the betrayed spouses) see what's going on.

142.1-3 Pairing(s): Any Harry's-generation(ish; Bill or Charlie is fine) threesome
Prompt: two of the three are a pair, and they want to open the relationship to the third person with the intent of forming a stable triad. The third party is aware of this intent, but actually just wants to fuck and seduce each of them separately, making them choose.
Optional Extras: no assertion that this in the only way an open or nonmonogamous relationship could go, please--just THIS one with ill intent.

143.1-3 Pairing(s): Ginny/pansy and/or Harry/Draco
Prompt: infidelity

144.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Hermione; Draco/Luna; Harry/Cedric
Prompt: Deciding whether to call it quits and divorce their respective spouses.
Optional Extras: angry!sex even though they should be happy

145.1-3 Pairing(s): Griselda Marchbanks/Minerva McGonagall or Minerva McGonagall/Severus Snape or Albus Dumbledore/Minerva McGonagall or Minerva McGonagall/Hermione Granger
Prompt: They swore to each other that the age difference didn't matter. They were wrong.
Optional Extras: Diagon Alley

146.1-3 Pairing(s): any combination of Neville/Ginny/Luna, any combination of Hermione/Ton/Harry, any femslash pairing
Prompt: Ingrid Michaelson "Corner of Your Heart" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wBU_GgE3xc

147.1-3 Pairing(s): Harry/Romilda/Cormac
Prompt: Romilda never thought one of her inner fantasies would come true- being in a threesome with two hot guys. specially these two hot guys. (Cormac thoughts differently. he really didn't want to share Romilda with a under-love-potion-influence!Potter; but it looks like he's going to have to perform better for Romilda to cling to him more)
Optional Extras:make it kinky/rough!sex but not violent,
squicks- death,gore,(dont include slash/femmeslash), don't use the word "puss-y"

148.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Remus/Sirius
Prompt: They invite James to join them one night on a lark. James really just wants to steal Sirius away.
Optional Extras: Remus figures out what James is up to, and their confrontation results in angry sex, which Sirius walks in on.

149.1-3 Pairing(s): George/Luna, George/Harry, George/Remus
Prompt: George always cries during sex, he remembers of a time when the other person new everything about him, in some ways was him too.
Optional Extras: implied George/Fred

150.1-3 Pairing(s): James/Remus/Sirius
Prompt: It starts out as three boys just having fun, but quickly devolves into jealousy and secrets and sneaking around in pairs.
Optional Extras: By the time James abandons the whole thing for Lily, Remus and Sirius are too angry and guilty and distrustful to salvage anything between themselves.

151.1-3 Pairing(s): Regulus/Remus/Sirius
Prompt: This is a thing that never should've started.
Optional Extras: Bonus points if it's not so much an actual threesome, but the three of them sneaking around in pairs, keeping secrets from each other.

152.1-3 Pairing(s): Remus/Evan, Lily/Evan
Prompt: Accidents happen.
Optional Extras: A one-time accident/mistake sort of thing that becomes way more and they know they should stop but can't.

153.1-3 Pairing(s): Bellatrix/Andromeda/Narcissa or any permutation thereof
Prompt: The girls were happy with each other, until their parents started arranging marriages for them.

154.1-3 Pairing(s): Percy Weasley/Any Ministry personnel Percy Weasley/Audrey
Prompt: He and another Ministry worker come to a mutual agreement to drown their grief in sex, and it works marvelously. Until he meets Audrey, and realizes he wants to sail out of the "safe harbor" Only, the other person (whose lost a friend/lover/whoever you like.) was always there for him, and he isn't sure if they're ready to give up the arrangement; he can't reconcile breaking things off first, but can't stop thinking of Audrey and what they could share.
Optional Extras: Politics. The rebuilding of the Ministry's Departments after the war, complete with removal of infiltrators/Ministry workers who were sympathetic to the Death Eater's cause. Percy's role in all of this. Percy's continuing reconciliation with his family. Percy as competent enough to justify his being kept on by several successive Ministers as Junior Assistant.

155.1-3 Pairing(s): Blaise/Ginny, Oliver/Marcus, Neville/Pansy
Prompt: Hate Sex, an argument turns to the bedroom
Optional Extras: get kinky

156.1-3 Pairing(s): Ron/Draco, Neville/Pansy, Percy/Marcus
Prompt: they only started having sex cause of the war, but tension rises when they start understanding there true feels for the other
Optional Extras: after war, perfer R/D

157.1-3 Pairing(s): Luna/Draco, or Luna/any Slytherin of her generation
Prompt: "The head said that you always were a queer one from the start. For careers, you say you want to be remembered for your art. Your obsession gets you known throughout the school for being strange..." (Expectations by Belle and Sebastian)
Optional Extras: A relationship between Luna and someone who bullies her, perhaps?


ETA: To the early birds, my apologies! I messed up with the comment screening, and for a little while comments were visible. Everything is fixed now, though. Also, someone pointed out that I missed a couple of prompts. Don't know how that happened, but they're there now. There's a bit if weird numbering now, though, so be sure to copy your prompt numbers carefully. Include the whole prompt in your comment if you wish.

Also, now it is 5:30am and I have to be up for work in less hours than I'd like to admit. So I probably won't be able to get to emails until after work tomorrow, which will be around 11:30pm Sydney time (I don't have enough brain for conversion right now, but my world clock tells me that 5:30am Sydney time is 6:30PM GMT and 1:30PM US EST, so work that out if you wish). I'll be on it as soon as I get home, though, and emails will be out then. I appreciate your patience.

ETA 2: The first batch of claims has now been sent out! Check your inboxes!
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