Here, once again, is the masterlist for Dysfuncentine 2012, now with author names attached!

Can I once again say yay for the character-diversity of this fest? Last year, we had fewer works and one pairing overlap. This year, we have more works, and more with multiple and background pairings, but according to my little list of the 'main pairing' for each story, not a single overlap except in the multi-pairing stories :). This makes me very happy indeed - a little dysfunction for everyone!

Thanks so much to everyone who wrote, drew and commented (seriously, commenters, we love you!). Special thanks to lash_larue, cabepfir and snapelike, all of whom submitted multiple works. You are awesome!

Now, without further ado, the reveals!

( Author Names Behind the Curtain )

With the posting of yesterday's (40K!) fic, posting for dysfuncentine 2012 is now complete. You all now have until Wednesday, March 7 to catch up with reading, reccing and commenting. Reveals will go up on Wednesday evening!

Beneath the cut, you will find a round-up of all the works posted. If you are catching up/coming to check out this list now that the fest is finished posting, I recommend starting at the bottom and working your way up, as some of the more recently posted works could use a little love (as is always the case, towards the end of a fest).

The final count for the fest was 28 fics, 1 art and 1 poem, which, for the curious, is 7 more than last year. My heartfelt thanks to everyone who wrote, drew, read and commented. I'll see you all again in a few days for the reveals!

( Anonymous Masterlist )

Title: A Million Ways to be Cruel
Author: icicle33
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Draco, Pansy/Blaise, Pansy/Ginny, Luna/Neville (unrequited), Ron/Hermione (and perhaps a couple surprise pairings that I don’t want to give away)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and as Harry and Ginny find out the hard way, you should never cross a poisonous snake. Harry breaks Draco’s heart, and with Pansy’s help, they decide to implement a twisted revenge scheme to break Potter’s heart. Of course, as always, things are more complicated than they seem, and no one ever escapes a revenge ploy unscathed.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4

( A Million Ways to be Cruel - Part 5 )

Title: A Million Ways to be Cruel
Author: icicle33
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Draco, Pansy/Blaise, Pansy/Ginny, Luna/Neville (unrequited), Ron/Hermione (and perhaps a couple surprise pairings that I don’t want to give away)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and as Harry and Ginny find out the hard way, you should never cross a poisonous snake. Harry breaks Draco’s heart, and with Pansy’s help, they decide to implement a twisted revenge scheme to break Potter’s heart. Of course, as always, things are more complicated than they seem, and no one ever escapes a revenge ploy unscathed.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

( A Million Ways to be Cruel - Part 4 )

Title: A Million Ways to be Cruel
Author: icicle33
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Draco, Pansy/Blaise, Pansy/Ginny, Luna/Neville (unrequited), Ron/Hermione (and perhaps a couple surprise pairings that I don’t want to give away)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and as Harry and Ginny find out the hard way, you should never cross a poisonous snake. Harry breaks Draco’s heart, and with Pansy’s help, they decide to implement a twisted revenge scheme to break Potter’s heart. Of course, as always, things are more complicated than they seem, and no one ever escapes a revenge ploy unscathed.

Part 1 | Part 2

( A Million Ways to be Cruel - Part 3 )

Title: A Million Ways to be Cruel
Author: icicle33
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Draco, Pansy/Blaise, Pansy/Ginny, Luna/Neville (unrequited), Ron/Hermione (and perhaps a couple surprise pairings that I don’t want to give away)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and as Harry and Ginny find out the hard way, you should never cross a poisonous snake. Harry breaks Draco’s heart, and with Pansy’s help, they decide to implement a twisted revenge scheme to break Potter’s heart. Of course, as always, things are more complicated than they seem, and no one ever escapes a revenge ploy unscathed.

Part 1

( A Million Ways to be Cruel - Part 2 )

Title: A Million Ways to be Cruel
Author: icicle33
Pairings: Harry/Draco, Harry/Ginny, Ginny/Draco, Pansy/Blaise, Pansy/Ginny, Luna/Neville (unrequited), Ron/Hermione (and perhaps a couple surprise pairings that I don’t want to give away)
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: #3 punishing an ex by seducing their new partner and/or the person they're in love with
Content Information/Warnings: Lots of sexual context of all kinds—het, slash, and femmeslash, adult language, mentions of drug and alcohol abuse as well as implied drug use in one scene, dealing with post war trauma, Slytherin schemes, infidelity, and basically showcasing some of the most dysfunctional relationships ever.
Summary: Revenge is a dish best served cold, and as Harry and Ginny find out the hard way, you should never cross a poisonous snake. Harry breaks Draco’s heart, and with Pansy’s help, they decide to implement a twisted revenge scheme to break Potter’s heart. Of course, as always, things are more complicated than they seem, and no one ever escapes a revenge ploy unscathed.
Author's Notes: A very big thank you to the lovely featherxquill, for not only running this awesome fest, but for also being incredibly patient with me and my long fic. Also, a special thank you to my beta AB. Without you, I don’t think this fic would have made much sense. Thank you for yelling at me and convincing me to change things that needed to be changed. You are amazing. Any errors that remain are mine. To the prompter, you wanted a seduction/revenge fic, so I hope you like this.
Last thing, this fic takes place in a slight AU, which is mostly consistent with DH; however, the new wizarding world is a lot darker than in cannon. In many ways, this is a rather twisted 8th year fic.

( A Million Ways to be Cruel - Part 1 )

Title: Out with the Bathwater
Author: cranky__crocus
Pairing: Minerva/Augusta/Frank Sr.; Minerva/Augusta; Minerva/Frank; Minerva/Rolanda; Minerva/mentions of others
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: #130 – Minerva/Augusta/Frank Sr. They thought three responsible, honest, mature adults should be able to handle a three-way relationship.
Content Information/Warnings: Characters pre-canon (younger); sex; somewhat happy ending
Summary: One history of Minerva McGonagall’s pre-Headmistress life, which she would prefer to keep out of any and all biographies (comment especially applicable to any writing of one Rita Skeeter).
Author's Notes: Fourteen-thousand words. This was going to be a short story; I missed by a bit. Thank you to my beta, N, and the endless assistance from F—I would not have made it through this with any shred of sanity without you two, and the story is far better for it, too. Remaining mistakes are my own. Thank you, featherxquill, for hosting such a wonderful fest! Valentine’s Day is infinitely better with the dysfunction you provide (your stories, mind, and not you yourself at all). Happy February.

Part 1

( Out with the Bathwater - Part 2 )

Title: Out with the Bathwater
Author: cranky__crocus
Pairing: Minerva/Augusta/Frank Sr.; Minerva/Augusta; Minerva/Frank; Minerva/Rolanda; Minerva/mentions of others
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: #130 – Minerva/Augusta/Frank Sr. They thought three responsible, honest, mature adults should be able to handle a three-way relationship.
Content Information/Warnings: Characters pre-canon (younger); sex; somewhat happy ending
Summary: One history of Minerva McGonagall’s pre-Headmistress life, which she would prefer to keep out of any and all biographies (comment especially applicable to any writing of one Rita Skeeter).
Author's Notes: Fourteen-thousand words. This was going to be a short story; I missed by a bit. Thank you to my beta, N, and the endless assistance from F—I would not have made it through this with any shred of sanity without you two, and the story is far better for it, too. Remaining mistakes are my own. Thank you, featherxquill, for hosting such a wonderful fest! Valentine’s Day is infinitely better with the dysfunction you provide (your stories, mind, and not you yourself at all). Happy February.

( Out with the Bathwater - Part 1 )

Title: Like Incendio
Author: coffee_n_cocoa
Pairing: Harry and Neville gen, background Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny, one-sided Neville/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Prompt: # 102: On their 18th birthday, Harry tells Neville about the prophecy.
Content Information/Warnings: Drunk!Harry
Summary: Some things probably shouldn’t be spoken aloud.
Author's Notes: 1339 words. Thanks so much to featherxquill for her patience while I wrestled with this! I tried not to make Harry such a drunken douchebag, but considering the nature of the fest maybe I should have allowed him his misbehaviour earlier. Thanks to my beta for the onceover.

( Like Incendio )